June 2013
I don’t often ask for help, so it would really mean a lot to me if you would take the time to read this.
I was featured as the Red Wings fan of the day on twitter and facebook yesterday. It was absolutely thrilling, I was so excited because not only did I get the opportunity to show my Detroit…
Oh, I do deffinitely need a diet, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut not during summer, I’m lazy ass bitch, but I love it! (ahah, shit I hate it, but when you love food, you love food)
At least? OF COURSE I CAN! (And even moooooooore)
Antero Niittymäki
Teppo Numminen
Olli Jokinen
Noora Räty
Tuomo Ruutu
Jarkko Ruutu
- benevolent god: okay i'm gonna set everything up really nice and make sure everyone is comfortable and then i'll zoom right in and watch carefully oops is your hunger bar getting low don't worry shh i have that taken care of i have a cheat shhh it's okay keep painting that weird purple thing i love you
- distant god: i'll set your life in motion but then i'm gonna pull back and let you do your thing maybe i'll wander the town a bit i'm sure you'll be fine
- loki: OOPS WHERE'D THAT DOOR GO I GUESS YOU'RE TRAPPED AND OH NO DID THE POOL LADDER DISAPPEAR I WONDER HOW LONG YOU CAN SWIM FOR HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU MORTAL
May 2013
it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine
Oinoooi, too hard, too hard :D
But Imma say Ortio, even though Söde came first. Still. Sorry Söde :/
so like
if you ever want to unfollow me
for literally any reason
you can do that
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i want you to have the freedom to create the space here that you want to have
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i have anon on for a reason
that’s all sweet honeychildren
I NEED SOMEONE TO SCREAM AND JOY ABOUT THE NEW FAST AND FURIOUS!!
CAUSE HOLY SMOKING SHIT THAT MOVIE WAS AAAAAAAAAAAAWESOME!!!! <3
everything! EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT IT! The ending!
SPECIALLY the ending! <3333
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS
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Just finished watching Fast5 (YES YES I KNOW IT’S BEEN TWO YEARS)
But for some reason, I completely forgot I haven’t seen it. Or I was convinced that I WAS.. Unhhggggg
But anywhooooooo I watched it AND OH MY LOOOORRDDDD!
Those movies always, always, aaaaaaaaaalways get my adrenaline running and I just love the whole serie!!! <33
Can’t waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait for numbeeer SIX ! And that got me thinking what other movies are on my MUST SEE list this year/summer, so here we go:
- Iron Man 3
- The Fast and The Furious 6
- Hangover III
- After Earth
- Now You See Me
- Despicable Me 2
- Olympus Has Fallen
- Catching Fire
This is just a list I made now, so I’m sure there are still like dozen or so movies that I like to watch, but let’s stick to this for now :D
It would be so much easier to go see them, if for once, it wouldn’t take like three years for the movies to reach Finland, and if the movie theaters would be a teeeeeeeeee bit cheaper, but when you love movies, you love movies, there’s nothing you can do to change that :D
Enjoy, let me know what your favorite movie this year is gonna be, or is already and have a gooooooooood night :)
- X-Men
- Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies)
- Batman
- Star Trek
- Star Wars
- And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys
A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we have vagina’s that doesn’t impair us from enjoying an action film.
Women of tumblr please back me up.
Vampire Diaries - Done
The Big Bang Theory - Done
Hockey season - Done (well yeah, Hawks bandwagon is still out and about, but….)
Now what I’m supposed to do? Well I could start re-watching Charmed all over again, but I would be done in a matter of… well… weeks..
Myh… :/
you call yourself vegan, and yet you obviously have electricity, which comes from oil, which comes from, you guessed it, dead dinosaurs. you’re a hypocrite and you disgust me
Sais mun puolesta kääntyä jo.
Ensin vittu itketään, ku me juhlitaan kultaa niiden naaman edessä hyvällä huumorilla ja sit ne saatana jo pomppii kentällä kultakypärät päässä ennenku peli on ees viel loppunu. Vois saatana bannata koko kisoista tommosen joukkueen. Ei vittu jääkiekossa (tai missään lajissa) tehdä tommosta. Saatana minkäänmoista kunnioitusta vastustajaa kohtaan.
Jos oikeesti jonku joukkueen voittokulttuuria vihaan kaikkein eniten, nii se on kyl just nää svenssonpellet. Ja sit ku hävitään, nii etsitään niit syitä jostain ihan muualta, ku oman paidan sisältä. “nyyh, ku jää.” “Nyyh, ku noi toiset.” “Nyyh, ku toi juhli ton pokaalin kanssa ja katto meitä” “ja nyyh sitä ja itkupotku tätä” Olis ees saatana miehiä ja sanois reilusti, et olitte vitun paskoja, ettekä ansaitse yhtään mitään.
Mut ei.
Vittu.
Kiitti, vedän mukanani noi saatanan kultakypärätki kasaa. Eikä haittaa, jos se kanisteri pariin otteeseen osuu noihin Ballerina-kaksosiin.
Ei vittu mitä paskaa..
Sveitsi on se oikee voittaja!
Taas niin vittu ruotsia, et paitsiomaali hyväksytään.
Saatanan homeperseet.
No vittu joo… 4-1
Hahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha SEDIN LOUKKAS ITTENSÄ!!
Puhelimeen!
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA VITUN PASKAT!
Siinähän itket vitun Daniel.
Ensimmäiseks lähen varmaan Ruotsiin ja poltan koko Globenin. Ja joku täällä varmaan antaa mulle alibin, etten koskaan oo siel käynykää… Ruotsi on paska maa.
Twelve points to team Switzerland, zero points to Tre Kronor.
Eniten vituttaa häviö.
Oli se vaan niin helvetin lähellä. Mutta ei.
Taas tultiin takaa tasoihin. Rankkareissa oli vaan ihan liian lähellä, mutta kun vittu ei.
Ja tääki on yks syy siihen, miksen vois koskaan olla toimittaja. En vaan vois olla tappion jälkeen tuol studiossa hymyilemässä ja toivottamassa hyvää iltaa. Paiskoisin kamoja ja kiroisin kaikkee elävää ja kuollutta ja haistattelisin usalle paskan.
En oo huono häviäjä, mua vaan vituttaa hävitä!
Sveitsi saa luvan lyödä Ruotsia turpaan niin maan perkeleesti, et ne ei toivu siit ikinä!
- Period: You want cookies
- Period: You want to fuck
- Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
- Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
- Period: Kill them.
- Period: Kill them too.
- Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
- Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
- Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
If you’re a Finn and you love hockey and you tell me that Bronze-medal -game doesn’t matter, here’s what you do:
A. HANG YOURSELF
B. JUST FUCKING STOP WATCHING HOCKEY
C. STOP LYING TO YOURSELF
D. ASK SOMEONE TO HIT YOU IN THE HEAD WITH A FRYINGPAN
E. MOVE AWAY FROM FINLAND
F. SET YOURSELF IN FIRE
G. ALL OF THE ABOVE
You just don’t say, that THE LAST GAME IN THE TOURNAMENT DOESN’T MATTER!
What happened to One Direction? It just…. disappeared..
Kukaan ei uskonut tähän jengiin! Ei kukaan luottanut!
“Tällä porukalla ei päästä edes neljän parhaan joukkoon” “En viitsi edes seurata, sen verran huonolla joukkueella ollaan menossa kisoihin”…..
Ja täällä sitä olllaan! Mitalipeleissä! Minä luotin, alusta asti, positiivisella asenteella ja luottavaisin mielin olen kannustanut Suomea joka pelissä!
Niin, että mites nyt suu pannaan? Hävetkää..
8. Mailan erkkaus - kannasta kärkeen vai toisin päin?
- Ööööö… [katselee mailansa lapaa, jossa eristysnauha on harvalukuisina raitoina ja nauraa] Kannasta kärkeen.
if i hate your team, i hate your team.
dont try and say, “you’re just jealous that we have some of the best players in the league.” i dont care and im not jealous.
i just hate your team.
